Yo! It's Sarumaru's locksmith business.
Saru is currently enjoying
a midsummer adventure with Gyaru girls.
In case he gets a girlfriend for real-
-Gouraizu beach-
Go! Go! Go!
The sights are calling!
Yamada, be more cheerful!
Yes, if people are going to the beach, they have to be excited all over!
It's not that honkan took a day off in order to be excited all over. (* Honkan" is a first-person pronoun used by police officers)
Could you stop saying 'Honkan'?!
Listen,
when we're at the beach, 'honkan'
is definitely an NG word, got it?
Why?
Why? Why can't I (honkan) say honkan?
We're going to feel up the bikini Gyarus all over!
Touch all over!
- Take out all the stops! -All the stops! (*Japanese expression. literally it means: "to remove the wainscoting")
And in the midst of our joy, having a police officer among us, look at you!
Our feeling of liberation would be zero!
Can't help it, since my official position is a police officer. (*honkan can also mean official position)
There you go again!
The next time you say 'honkan' you'll pay me 10,000yen!
- Too expensive! - It's cheap!
What's with your luggage? What did you pack in there?
My uniform.
Why would you do that?!
- You never know what might happen! - I can smell the salt water!
- Mr.Yamamoto. - Yes?
Let's get popular!
Let's do that~!!!
Honkan!
Honkan...
Saru Lock
Episode 2-1
Translators: calpis37@LJ Spot Translator: Hermux Timing: furransu Checker: mikabella
Play time,
over!~
Play time, over!
Yamada! Come over quickly! Have fun!
Idiots!
If everyone is having fun, then our stuff will get stolen.
You didn't bring along any valuable things anyway,
it doesn't matter if they get stolen.
Of course it matters!
What are you doing?!-
FLIRTING TIME!
FLIRTING TIME!!
What the hell?!
How could this-
What happened? Is there a problem?
For flirting-
there's no partner around!
Ah~
The place you are right now is-
Since you let me choose the place,
I researched for as fresh-aired and quiet a place as possible.
What shall we do?
Ma..Ma..Ma-
Married women only!
This place won't be packed like sardines,
so you can swim carefree!
It was our wish for the beach to be packed...
Eh?
I lost..
What happened?
Oh, it's my turn to go?
Ok! Then I'm going to swim!
I lost~
What's with that swimsuit?
Is he doing a triathlon?
He is! (*note: They're trying to do manzai, stand-up comedy)
It's the first time I've seen someone swimming that seriously in the sea.
Where has our sandy youth gone to?
Where...
Huh?
Enjoying my youth at the sea.
Away for 3 days.
I bet it's a misfire again.
Oh, little boy! What happened?
Do you have to go to the toilet?
Ah, here you are.!
He has to go to the toilet.
- Thank you. - You're welcome~
Kids are so innocent, so nice!
We're leaving.
We're leaving for Shonan* right now! (*famous beach)
Idiots!
I've even booked an inn!
Then cancel it!!
I can't cancel-
We're setting of on a Great voyage to seek Gyarus!
It's not a Great voyage!
What about the inn?
The inn, the inn!
It feels good~
- It's so beautiful! - It is!
The wild sandy youth adventure has started~!
I'm going to cancel the inn.
Of course not!
- Idiot! - Idiot!
Yo, it's Saru!
Please leave a message in my mail box!
- This is really cute~ - You think so?
They're so soft!~
You're so lucky~
What shall we do?
Which one?
What is...
this..nervousness?
I don't know.
What's with you guys?
Let's go swimming! Swimming! It feels great!
Excuse me...
Would you like to play beach volleyball with us?
Getting hit on for the first time! (*note: gyakunan is when a girl hits on/flirts with a guy)
- We want to! - We want to!
Uncle~
Uncle~!!
Where is Yamamoto?
Uncle!
This is...
the sandy youth...
I've been dreaming of!
Let's play a match!
Match?
The girls' team against the boys' team.
But we'll win like that...~
He's right.
It's better to mix, don't you think?
Don't worry!
Since Kyoko is good at it!
Not really...!
Then...
The team who wins can command the losing team to do whatever they want.
Is that ok?
We'll win, you know.
It's fine.
I wonder if it's fine...
I'll be troubled if they give us some weird commands~
We won't give...any weird commands.
And now...let's play kissing!
Show me your boobs for just a bit.
Only to me, only to me!
You guys...you better not be having dirty thoughts.
Of course we are...
ONLY dirty things you know.
Stupid!
Real men won't win against girls!
Kanpuu, Kanpuu*! We won't lose even a single point! (*Kanpuu is a baseball term. Also called a "shut-out")
You guys...
You start with the service! Onegaishimasu.
Ok~
Here you go~
That's it.
What the-
They're strong.
Are you ok, Saru?
What just happened...
The enemy is pretty strong.
I won't lose.
I...won't lose.
Saru!
If that's the case, kissing won't do.
I'll win...
I'll win and then immediately have sex.
On this sandy beach, this year, we will either bury them or eat them alive!
Got it!
Ohh..
Here he is!~
- Wait a second~ - What happened, Ri-chan?
Where has Yamada gone?
Ah, where is Yamada again...
At the Gouraizu beach, I guess.~
Really? Thanks for your help.
Ri-chan, I'll accompany you.
13 against 5.
2 points to go and it's our victory!~
So easy~
You could have gotten the ball just now!
Yamada!
I'm sorry.
Why are you so confused?
Is it Ritsuko?
For real?!
Give up on her.
Yamada,
Ritsuko...
has...
no feelings for you at all.
Eh?
Of course she hasn't!
I've been together with her since our childhood,
why would she fall for a useless guy like you?
Yamada,
rather than the girl you like,
it's the girl you can do it with.
rather than the girl you like,
it's the girl you can do it with.
rather than the girl you like,
it's the girl you can do it with.
Yamada!
Ritsuko...
is a girl you can do it with! Do it with, do it with!
I got it.
10 against 3.
- What was that.. - What shall we do?
- Then...shall we do 'that'? - You can?
My ball!
We did it!
Only one more point!
Matchpoint~
Impossible, impossible. We can't win!
Don't give up!!
We're...
We're usually not like that.
But Saru,
it's only one more point.
You...because you're like this,
you're over 20 and still a virgin.
- But,but... - You too!
We can still do it!
A comeback!
We're going to make a comeback
and have sex!
You're right.
I...
I won't give myself up!
Yamamoto...
Our summer...
let's be passionate!
Let's go!
- Go, Nikogaku- - Wait, wait! I don't know that! (*Hayato and Sousuke were both in ROOKIES! lol)
Oh, we're sorry.
We're going to lose our virginity!
We're going to win and immediately have sex.
Bring it on!
We did it!
Girls team won!~
We lost...
The light of the firefly,
(* He's singing the lyrics to "Hotari no Hikari," a folk song usually played at graduations and ending ceremonies.)
the snow outside the window...
Yamamoto!
The sand...
you don't have to collect it.
Anzan-sensei.
Then...
Let us give you our command~
Say whatever you want.
Because...we lost.
Then...
1,2...
Please do fireworks with us this evening.
You have to listen to us, no matter what.
Onegaishimasu~
Shonan beach adventure!
We will!
We'll obey your command!
Arrived~
I wonder what they're doing!~
Ohh~~
I'm sorry!
Are you ok?
You shouldn't do that, Jolie. Barking at such a beauty!
Apologize Jolie!
Jolie, apologize.
It's fine.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, are you alone?
Yes.
You're going to the beach, aren't you?
Yes.
As an apology, we can accompany you to the beach.
We were in the middle of taking the dog for a walk anyway.
I'm grateful for your help,
but it's ok.
Why?
Because of the circumstances.
Thank you very much for your kindness.
See you~
Failed?
Listen,
would you like to play the 'Watermelon splitting game' with us?
Give me a break!~
We've just promised to do fireworks together.
Fireworks are set for the evening, right?
They're free to be with whomever they want til then~
What shall we do?
Onegaishimasu~
What's going on?
It's here!
Our first time with a girl who's got goods! (*note: 'meiki' means something like 'very nice body parts in a girl')
Then...let's play for a while!
Eh? You're doing it?
Just a bit...splitting the watermelon..a bit.
What do you mean?
Since he's saying he wants to do it, could you please stop interfering?
Will you do it too, Yamada-san?
Huh?
I don't want you to go...
What do you mean...?
What's going on, what-
Ehh...Kaori's going for Yamada-san?
No, it's not like that.
Kaori-san.
Let's hurry up and do it!
Let's do it!
I'm not doing it.
Somehow..It's getting complicated.
Ne, don't play with such girls.
Play with us~
You! What do you mean by 'such girls'?!
What happened to the guy you were with yesterday?
You can be with him.
- Don't say unnecessary things! - Wa-Wait!
Then I'll hand over the guy from yesterday.
Don't fool around!
Yesterday? Yesterday?
Let's make up, ok?~
- Then it's 'cavalry battle' time. - Again?
The team who wins the 'cavalry battle' can play with them.
Got it?
Sure.
If you think we'll lose, then you're completely wrong.
You...
are all lusting after us?~
Lusting after us, banzai!
The one who can take off the other's bikini bra wins!
Take off the bra?
All the way off?
Then,
let's start!
This is bad.
My arm is pressing on the girl's hip...
What's with this soft feeling.
The softness which makes my senses go wild!
Like this, I want to be a horse forever.
Me too! I don't want to be a human anymore,
but a horse.
I'm sorry, Ritsuko!
I'm falling for this suppleness.
Aaand, start~!
This 'cavalry battle',
should last forever.
Yes!
Big victory!
We did it, Yamada-san!
Yes, Kaori-chan.
Then...
Let's have lunch at the sea house.
Good idea~!
What are you doing?
Let's hurry up!
Hurry!
Wait, just wait a-
Leg cramp, leg cramp!
Ahh..the sea is so nice!
It's delicious!
Saru...
Yamamoto?
Huh?
Ritsuko?
Oh!
What are you doing?
What..Well-
We're playing.
Ri-chan, what about you? What are you doing here?
Nothing in particular.
Did you follow us because you felt left out?
Of course not!
On the contrary, I thought you may be bored without me,
that's why I came.
Who is she?
She's called Ritsuko and is our childhood friend.
Ah, Ritsuko! This is Miki-chan.
We've just got to know each other.
Nice to meet you.
This is Kyoko-chan. We've just got to know each other.
Nice to meet you.
Well then.
That's how things are-
So on the contrary, because you're here, the atmosphere will only get ruined.
If you want to swim, then please do that as far as possible from us, ok?
Exactly!
But I feel sorry for her.
I mean, she's specially followed you.
Stop talking nonsense.
Please don't say 'follow'.
By any chance, do you like him,
Saru-san?
Huh?
I-I-I don't get what you mean.
Why did it turn out like this?
What are you getting serious about it?
Gross!
'Gross'?!
Huh?
Shut the-
Not getting serious, not being immature.
What about you, anyway?
Getting all embarrassed as soon as you see a girl.
Huh?
You don't have to tell us that! Because...
She's cute! Of course we would get embarrassed!
It's embarrassing, Saru-kun.
I'm sorry.
After all I confessed.
I'm happy.
Are you stupid or what?
That's what it looks like.
If you only want to interfere, just go home.
I will.
I didn't come because I wanted to anyway.
What a pain in the ass, a hysterical obasan!
I specially came here.
Stop fooling around!
I have to call Mita-san.
He'll be happy.
Ehh...since today?
Where are you staying?
It's only a small minshuku*. (*private home providing lodging for travelers)
We're staying at a minshuku too.
When you're at the sea, it's a minshuku after all.~
Which one?
- Here! - Eh?
'Hanei'.
What happened?
Well, ours is here too.
- You're staying at the same one? - This looks like fun!
Let's go!
We did it!
Idiot.
What's with 'Miki-chan', geez.
And Yamamoto is the usual Yamamoto.
What the-
Oh! What a coincidence!
You left the beach.
Ah, yes.
Eh? Don't tell me you're going home already?
Yes...
There was a small incident.
If you'd like, let us treat you to dinner as an apology.
Exactly! We're from around here, so we know a lot of good places!
Then..I should let you treat me.
Really?!
We did it~
Because our dog barked we can go to dinner with such a beauty!
Don't tell me-
Can you tie it?
Stop it, Kaori!
Why are you touching my breast?
Eh? Because Miki's breast looks so soft.
Stop it~
Never thought we would have the room next to them.
And it's even a sliding screen door.
Even if we're only here one night...
But we've got a problem.
We won't be able to sleep tonight.
That's not what I meant.
What is it?
Think about it.
They're a group of 3 people and we are 3 too.
So what?
Who wants Kyoko-chan?
It's true that Kaori-chan is cute.
Miki-chan is also a beauty.
But Kyoko-chan is-
You know...
Actually I wanted the other team to win.
None of them looked like they might suddenly lose it.
I see.
Kaori-chan seems to be going for Yamada,
and between Saru and me, the one
who doesn't get chosen by Miki-chan...
This is bad...
I'm sorry for being the safe one.
There's no other choice
but to entrust ourselves to Miki-chan's judgment.
It's coming for real!
The passionate summer love!
If that's so, do you want to sleep over at my place?
Saru, I don't have any strength in my body anymore.
Saru-kun, it's hot.
What's going on?!!